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Friday`s my day

2006-02-10T16:59:00.000+05:30

Why does Friday have to come as the fifth day of the week?
Why does it always have to be the last day (working ) of the week?
Why does it have to be the precursor to the weekend?
Every one must be wondering!!!!!! B`coz if it was not for friday we would have been workin the whole week. It`s only on a friday that we realise that the weekend has approached and we must stop working so as to give our already tired limbs some much warranted rest
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . People must be wondering abt me laughing.................
The reason is that my limbs are not tired..........................
Too lazy to post some thing useful

Ciao

:-( Burma in despair

2006-02-09T09:53:00.000+05:30

Hello dudes and dudettes
Good morning to all (Morning in India). After a night`s rest , I am fresh as ever and ready to dish out my thoughts to all.While travelling back home yesterday , I was reading the Time magazine. I came across several articles that made an impact on me. The first one was the article on Burma.
I will share a dreadful fact with u. Can u guess the amount of money the Burmese Junta spends on HIV (The AIDS Virus) control?????????
The amount is a staggereing , mind boggling eye popping 22,000 USD. That`s a lot of money is `nt it folks !!!!!! The world including my own country India has established trade links with the Junta which i guess could rival General Pinochet or Milosivic in the barbarian rule over countries.
The only beacon of hope Aung Sung Suu Kyi has been confined to her home, thereby ending any hopes for the public there.
Is there a difference between Iraq `s Saddam regime and the Junta ???
I find none...If MrBush can gimme one reason why he attacked Iraq, the civilised world can probably give him a 1000 to do the same with Burma.....
Has the civilsed world closed it`s eyes?? Where has the UN gone..??
We must realise the fact that humans live there , who are made of bones n flesh as we are. This article represents my views. Hard hitting it might be but this is the truth

Astonishing Facts abt Burma

The per capita income is USD 225
The Junta is a military regime and the most oppresive one too
The population of Burma is 42,228,234
People infected with HIV 5,30,000

LETS MAKE A DIFFERENCE TO THE WORLD WHERE WE LIVE IN

Ciao :-(

If ya bored at office :-)

2006-02-08T16:31:00.000+05:30

Hello people,
The blogger`s back...Imaginative that he is ,,, he has devised 21 techniques to fight the dreadly disease called boredom ..........................
Here they are

1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).
4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.
5. Send mails from ms-mail to your internet mail (and immediately Get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach there. Then do vice versa.............!!
6. Watch other people changing their facial expressions while working and try changing your expressions also.
7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.
8. Have work breaks in between tea.
9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
10. Read jokes and send jokes.
11. Revise last week's newspaper.
12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
14. Compile "How to waste your day"
15. Pick up phone and dial non existing nos.
16. Make faces at strangers in office.
17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at time.
18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore them. Then repeat this process.
19. Look at someone & try to imagine how(s) he might have looked when(s) he was 5 years old.
20. Learn to whistle.
21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.

Ciao,,,

Tuesday`s the day

2006-02-07T15:54:00.003+05:30

Hello people!!!!
Hi to every one after a pretty long time!!!! So how did you spend ur weekend ???The blogger and his team mates had gone out for a team building excercise at Haddows club somewhere in Chennai.It was one of those days where the blogger got to know a lot of his team mates. Guys , the blogger insists that if u ever get one opportunity to go to one such meet,Pleae do go!!!!!!!:-)

Anyways, the first ODI between India N Pak was a thriller and fittingly Pak won. The blogger does not lack patriotic feelings but the way the Indian lower order performed made him very sad. The Indian team was coasting comfortably to a target of 350 but as usual they screwed it. Though we fielded well and bowled ok, the Pakistanis were an even match with their batting fire power.Inzy again proved that textbook methods of getting out can still be practised on the field........ hahahahahahahahahaha

No work as the Database is being backed up .......Please comment on this blog so as to see to that the blogger does good work and caters to his audience......

Another important thing that the Blogger would share is that he now works for a Billion Dollar Organization

Ciao
Siddarth aka The blogger

ps:Anne is now Ms No Braces. that`s an update for regulars to this blog

Yahooo--friday

2006-02-03T11:10:00.000+05:30

Hello people
The blogger is back after a day`s rest.He and his team completed the task assigned to them a cool half day in advance. So they took a well deserved half day`s rest and then back to work.
Today is the last day of the week and hence a carefree day.Everybody is waiting for the day to end for a weeekend of joy and rest. The blogger n his team are going out for a team buildaing excercise.
Must be fun ,,He guesses.......................
Ciao

Work n Cricwood

2006-02-01T16:53:00.000+05:30

Hello people!!!
The blogger is back. He was working from the first day of the week and has taken some time to update his blog.
Monday was a very boring day as he n his team were not able to perform the task given to them ...It took them some time to understand the process.
When the team finally understood, we took of like a supersonic plane and were able to complete the task by wednesday afternoon, a full half day ahead of what the blogger had promised his team lead..
That calls for a celebration, right!!!!
Back to Cric wood
The series began with very high expectations like Aamir Khan`s movie Mangal Pandey where very high expexctations were built.
The first two tests were a mockery of test cricket.
The third test would be over by the end of day today. The heroes have been pummelled by the villians (Akhtar,Younis&co).
Yuvi the dashing crickter this time around dint make a dash as soon as he came out.Instead he showed classs that he has.Hats off to him..
The remaining members did not perform except for Pathan with his brilliant hat-trick.
As the movie bombed on the box-office, so did the series for the heroes

More later
Bye!:-)

Republic day n after

2006-01-27T10:22:00.000+05:30

Hello People!!!
The republic day was full of fun and frolic with a patriotic fervour.Watching the parade on Tv, The blogger realised the might of the Indian Armed forces.With all the sophisticated weapons in the hands of our soldiers , never can a rogue try to attack us, if he does so he will be annihilated.

A new day at work today and the last day of the week , The blogger is happy and sad.Happy because he gets a much required break from his hectic schedule. Sad because he will be leaving to Coimbatore for his convocation and will not be able to communicate with his fans..
booohoooo booohooo Tears stream down his cheeks and the keyboard is wet.

He had attended the Annual Odyssey quiz on 26 Jan.It was an enthralling experience to say the least. Participants there had brains larger than wat Einstein had (It has been proved that the scientist had a brain which was 20% larger than wat normal people have).As the blogger was a participant too , U can guess the size of his brain.
hahahahahahahaha
Will post a few questions in the forthcoming blogs

Ps : Mr Varun spoke to a Female that Shyam has a liking for ( It wil rain today So said The blogger )

Ciao
Siddarth

Cric wood-2 (the return)

2006-01-25T14:52:00.000+05:30

Hi people!!
The blogger`s back after a lonnnnnnnngggg lunch. It was bad (the food served today was BAD).
So wat has the viewer been upto ??? Something useful uh..(The blogger is jealous) .Anyways now that this has become a regular blog with a lot of fan following , the blogger thinks that he needs to start engaging his audience in a discussion.Aint he right??
The second test match meanders to a draw.The blogger thinks that this series was an excercise in futile for the bowlers and a practise session for the batsmen so that they could boast about their averages later.Younis and Yousuf will be doing that ... Poor bowlers who `ve got theirs a***s whipped..
Why are we playin cricket on such a docile pitch where even the worst batsmen of each team is able to cart the best bowler of the other...IT SUCKS....
Anne watches the blogger type the post. She must be thinkin "wat is he upto???"

Will be back wit more gyan (Knowledge in hindi , for the uninitiated ----Mr . Varun hates hindi) hahahahahahaha ( he must get posted somewhere in between Delhi and Chandigarh,, the devil in me predicts)

Bye
C U later

25 Jan

2006-01-25T09:52:00.000+05:30

Hello people!!!
A new day brings with it endless possibilities and infinite joy.So what have u been upto ....Lemme know.Anyways the day for me began witha bad headache (they are always bad).
My team is upto printing a t-shirt for all of us with a caption that describes the person the best..
So am working my brain OT to choose one for me and my mates...As i continue typin Suresh n Deva n Satish(49*) lazily walk across me. Man they are preparin for an exam (hahahaha).
Sorry for digressing the blogger has decided that the captions must convey the true character of the person and not jus for the sake of puttin something on the T..
The blogger being a avid market follower has noticed that mphasis stock`s gonna zoom today as the small daddy of IT---EDS has decided to buy Mphasis ....
And the shocker of all news to everyone........................................................................................
An IIM A student has been given a pre-placement offer of 500000$ (1.86 crores) by McKinsey
(Are they isane)
The blogger realises that he can one day break that record too (ya man that`s one heck of a challange)

My workplace

2006-01-24T15:51:00.000+05:30

Am back after a hot lunch session.The Chennai heat got to me.
Am supposed to be working and u must be wondering that if this guy is supposed to be working , how in the hell does he find time to blog hahahaha... This is my work...Simple na
Let`get serious..To of my batchmates joined the kool grp today..Lemme introduce them to the world

1.Vijayalakshmy (Malayali gal with a cool chetan)
2.Suresh ( Hyderabadi minus the aromatic biryani)

Ok now when the introduction is over , Anne asks me waat am i tryin to do ? The right question at the right time....Everyone else is free except the blogger who has got to use his brain to conjure up somethin for his intellectually sound viewer...My work place is really cool ( am not hinting on the AC) people enjoy their work and is very interactive...Esp guys like Siva and Kannan...........guys who chill when u gotta chill n work when they gotta work

Chalo see u wit something soon

Cric wood - after bollywood

2006-01-24T10:19:00.000+05:30

Why did Tendulkar make a fool out of himself??
By walking off without waiting for the umpire to rule him out.Man and on top of that he did not even hit it....
I`ll tell you a story..
The movie started wit Dravid and Lax walkin to the pitch. The plot was all too familiar - Block the hell out of the villians , Pakistani`s - Afridi n Akhtar. They would make such good chocolatey bollywood villians.
The lead pair survives for close to 300 balls and then Lax runs out of luck.Incomes Amitabh of cricket, Sachin.Wat does he do? Runs out our Cool cap Dravid. Like the Amitabh of late 90`s he struggles albeit one gorgeous shot and then succumbs to wat i would call an unpardonable mistake.
Yuvi, the dasher dashes onto the pitch and back to the pavilion in a hurry as though he had his leading lady waitin..hahahaha
Then come the heroes of the day Dhoni n Irfan
Man they hit the shit out of the villians...Like a true bollywood film , it comes to a good ending...

Watch out for more movies this summer starrin the same cast

23 Jan

2006-01-24T10:03:00.000+05:30

Hello People!
A new day and a fresh start.Lemme introduce to the three people at my work place who are the closest to me.
1.Shyam mohan (Malayali guy)
2.Varun (Mr.NO)
3.Anne (Ma`am with the Braces)
We are a grp of four cool guys chillin out. Anyways keep visitin this link for updates on myself.
Anyways, Why did Tendulkar make a fool out of himself ????
Look out at this space for answers.

Signed:
Nuvo

Intro

2006-01-23T11:59:00.000+05:30

Hi People
The world is a beast.That`s what i believe in.
Am Siddarth, a mechanical engineer working for Cognizant (must be wondering wat i do there)
Any ways have fun and work.......
Tat`s the motto of my life

Ambition Never Ends !!!